31
Dec,
08
Hello everyone. 
I’m sure you will all be getting ready to head out and make merry, so I’ll keep this one short.
Just wanted to pop in and wish everyone a happy New Year. I trust that you all have a brilliant evening, whatever you get up to. I do hope that 2009 will be prosperous and lovely and splendid and will bring nothing but good things to your door. Continue reading
26
Dec,
08
I know I’ve been complaining a lot about Christmas in recent weeks, but so would you if you’d spent many, many days staring at the business end of a turkey. Continue reading
22
Dec,
08
17
Dec,
08
I don’t want to appear to be tooting my own trumpet but I really feel that I have to talk about this. Forgive me if I lose the run of myself, but I am slightly giddy with excitement – and I should admit that I have had one or two self-congratulatory tipples. Oh okay, maybe three or four. Hiccup! Continue reading
10
Dec,
08
You may recall that in a previous post I alluded to an intriguingly titled dessert item which I spied on a restaurant menu. I may have told you how funny it sounded, but I don’t believe I
gave you its name. Well, my friends, it’s now time to spill the beans, let the cat out of the bag and other assorted metaphors. Continue reading
06
Dec,
08
I’m in pain, folks. Serious pain. Physical, emotional, mental… you name it, I’m feeling it.
Boo hoo, you might say. Stop your whinging, James. Dry your eyes. Everyone’s life is tough at times, so suck it up.
But seriously. Hold your horses. Listen. Let me ask you: how many of you spend your days with the frozen body of a dead turkey? Continue reading
